MN Twins in need of a replacement for HOMER HANKY!

Despite the fact I am a die hard Yankees fan...I am gravely disappointed at the twins performance in the ALDS...and I must say I think the Homer Hanky is part of the problem. IT is engineered to wipe away tears...usually in the form of a man offering his Hanky to a crying woman...or to wipe away snot...2 things that have nothing to do with winning baseball games.

Additionally the act of seeing grown men yelling "yankees suck" in one breath and then waving a hanky like my grandma used to from her 5th floor window in Staten Island... when we'd arrive...is quite silly and iffeminate.

I offer he who invents the replacement for the homer hanky will reap great riches...and will reverse this very short termed supposed curse!

[Toned Down]

Okay, seriously, enough about the irrelevant teams like the Twins and let's focus on the AL Championship Series.

I heard they ran out of brooms this weekend in New York.

Pete doesn't know what a real broom looks like so he wouldn't know. You should have seen the one he brought to the Twins game last year. But i do have to agree that something new needs to be thought up.

major disappointment for the Twins this year.

Lee

c'mon Lee...how many times are you going to bring that up?!?! I would have brought my oreck if twins security would have let me bring it in!!!

electric broom now that's something the Yankees would own and the Twins have a corn stalk broom.

I just wish the Twins needed a broom for something besides sweeping home plate...........

JohnnyHarmonica wrote:I heard they ran out of brooms this weekend in New York.

I heard the same thing about Dallas before Game 3 of the Rays / Rangers series.

Oops!

(I wonder if they take returns...)

Guys...I must say I'm a little disappointed by the lack of ideas/responses here...this is a multi million dollar once in a lifetime opportunity! It wouldn't be that difficult to think up an idea...create a prototype...test market it...and run! Start giving some away to create interest and then start selling them cheap.

So how about:

-the homer blanky...it was just too obvious...

-the homer hammer...kind of like the tomahawk chop...but not!

-the homer hummer...not what you guys might think...like a kazoo like plastic toy to make lots of annoying noise...like at the world cup

Or maybe losing the whole homer thing needs to be done?

well...what do y'all think?

Sorry, all of my suggestions were too lewd

The homer half-rack... just enough to drink, and still throw an empty at the television....