Great baseball quotes

Post your favorite baseball quotes. I'll start us off with a pair from Rajah...

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

And another...

"I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it."

~Rogers Hornsby

It's hit to deep center field. Winfield is headed back. He's hit his head on the wall and it's rolling back to second base. Oh, this a terrible thing for the Padres.

Jerry Coleman, Padres announcer

Jay
I like to sit outside, drink beer and yell at people. When I do this at home, I get arrested, so I go to baseball games and fit right in.

howard38 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRhu9jUal2Q

Lasorda: "he couldn't hit water if he fell out of a f'n boat!"

"Throw at me? Nobody throws at me. They know that if they do, I'll drag one down the line, and when they go for it, I will spike 'em. And if they don't go for it, then I'll hit .800 against them."

I would have sworn this was Cobb as I read it, but it wasn't. It was Lefty O'Doul.